If I Had A Million Dollars - Ver 2

F G F 4x F G F F If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) F G F F I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house) F G F F If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) F G F I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an F ottoman) F G F F And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) F G F F Well, I'd buy you a K-Car (A nice Reliant automobile) F G F G If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love F G F Am F If I had a million dollars, I'd build a tree fort in our yard F G F Am F If I had a million dollars, you could help, it wouldn't be that hard F G F If I had a million dollars Em C Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere G You know, we could just go up there and hang out (Talking part) F G F (Same strumming pattern as intro and verses) Like open the fridge and stuff There would already be laid out foods for us Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon Well, can you blame 'em Uh, yeah F G F F If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) F G F F Well, I'd buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat, that's cruel) F G F F And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) F G F F Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet (Yep, like a llama or an emu) F G F F And if I had a million dollars (If I had a a million dollars) F G F Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (Ooh, all them crazy elephant F bones) F G F G And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love F G F Am F If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to walk to the store F G F Am F If I had a million dollars, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more F G F Am F If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner G But we would eat Kraft Dinner F G F (same as first) Of course we would, we'd just eat more And buy really expensive ketchups with it That's right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups! Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm F G F F If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) F G F F Well, I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel) F G F F And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) F G F F Well, I'd buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel) F G F F If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) F G F F Well, I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey) F G F G If I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love F G F Am F If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars F G F Am F If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars F G F Am F If I had a million dollars G I'd be rich