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A C#m D Dm A Hello city, hey A C#m Another night at the palace D Dm A 'Cause there is nothin' else to do C#m D Dm Oh oh, ah ha A C#m The same people, the same drinks and D Dm The same music, the same quicksand A C#m D Dm I think this harbor town is waist deep and sinkin' fast A C#m D Dm A Hello city, you've found an enemy in me C#m D Dm Whoa oh, whoa oh A C#m D Dm A Hello city, hello city, hello city, hey A C#m Second night at the warehouse D Dm A And my mock turtleneck just reeks C#m D Dm Whoa oh, whoa oh A C#m From the Liquor room to the change room D Dm A To the doom and gloom of the hotel room C#m D Dm I think this seaside beer hall should sink into the bay A C#m D Dm A Hello city, you've found an enemy in me C#m D Dm Whoa oh, whoa oh A C#m D Dm Hello city, hello city, hello city Bm C#m Maybe I caught you at a bad time Bm C#m Maybe I should call you back next week Bm C#m Bm Maybe half the fault is mine that the sun didn't shine on Barrington Street A C#m It's 3 o'clock in the morning D Dm A And I'm hungry so let's eat C#m D Dm Whoa whoa, whoa whoa A Climb down three flights C#m Too the street lights D And the Bar fights Dm A We're just takin' in the sights C#m D Dm I hope tomorrow that I wake up in my own bed A C#m D Dm A Hello city, you've found an enemy in me C#m D Dm Whoa oh, whoa oh A C#m D Dm Hello city, hello city, hello city, hey A What a good place to be C#m D Don't believe them, cause they speak a different language Dm A And it's never been happy for me (It's Happy Hour again) C#m D Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Dm A It's Happy hour again C#m D Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Dm A Hello City, hey C#m D Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Dm A Hello City, hey --------------------------------------- Enid (Chords by philkaye) --------------------------------------- G Am Cm G Enid we never really knew each Other anyway G Am Cm F Enid we never really knew each Other anyway F C G It took me a year to believe it was over F C Bm E And it took me two more to get over the loss... whoa whoa F C G I took a beating when you wrote Me those letters F C D And every time I remembered the taste of your lipgloss. G Am Cm G Enid we never really knew each Other anyway G Am Cm G Enid we never really knew each Other anyway G Am Cm G Maybe we always saw right through each other anyway. G Am Cm G Enid we never really knew each Other anyway F C G There were times when I wanted to hurt you, F C Bm E And there were times when I know that I did... whoa whoa F C G There were times when I thought I would k**l you, F C D But you can blame me I was only a kid. Am D G G/F# Em Tell me why we never really respected each other Am D G G/F# Em And tell me why I never believed that you were a person too Am D G G/F# Em I always thought that you fancied my brother. Am D G G/F# Em I may not have liked it, oh but memory is a strange thing, oh, Am D G Enid, Enid I remember you. G Am Cm G Enid we never really knew each other anyway G Am Cm G Enid we never really knew each Other anyway G Am Cm G Maybe we always saw right through each other anyway, G Am Cm G But Enid we never really knew each other anyway. F C G It took me a year to believe it was over F C Bm E And it took me two more to get over the loss... whoa whoa F C G I took a beating when you wrote Me those letters F C D And every time you told me to get lost. Am D G G/F# Em Now it's not fair to say that's its 'cause I was three inches shorter then, Am D G G/F# Em 'and it's not fair to say that its 'cause I was only fifteen years old. Am D G G/F# Em But maybe it's fair to say there was a lack of communication, oh, Am D G G/F# Em I took the message oh and speakin of communication. Am D G Enid, enid you caught a cold. G Am I can get a job I can pay the phone bills Cm G I can cut the lawn cut my hair cut out my cholesterol G Am I can work overtime I could work in a mine Cm I can do it all for you, G But I don't want to! G Am Cm G Enid we never really knew each other anyway G Am Cm G Enid we never really knew each Other anyway G Am Cm G Maybe we always saw right through each other anyway, G Am Cm G But Enid we never really knew each other anyway. G Am Cm G Enid we never really knew each Other anyway G Am Cm G Enid we never really knew each Other anyway G Am Cm G Enid we never really knew each Other anyway --------------------------------------- Grade 9 (Chords by me) --------------------------------------- B A B A B I found my locker and I found my classes B Lost my lunch and I broke my glasses, B That guy is huge! that girl is wailing! F# E First day of school and I’m already failing. B A B A This is me in grade nine, baby, this is me in grade nine B A B A This is me in grade nine, baby, this is me in grade nine B A I’ve got a blue and red adidas bag and a humongous binder, B A I’m trying my best not to look like a minor niner. B A I went out for the football team to prove that I’m a man F# E I guess I shouldn’t tell them that I like duran duran. B A B A This is me in grade nine, baby, this is me in grade nine B A B A This is me in grade nine, baby, this is me in grade nine 3rd Verse B A Well, half my friends are crazy and the others are depressed B A and none of them can help me study for my math test. B A I got into the classroom and my knowledge was gone; F# E I guess I should've studied instead of watching Wrath Of Khan. B A B A This is me in grade nine, baby, this is me in grade nine B A B A This is me in grade nine, baby, this is me in grade nine B They called me chicken legs, they called me four-eyes they called me fatso, they called me buckwheat, N.C. they called me Eddie B A B This is me in grade nine, baby, this is me in grade nine B A B This is me in grade nine, baby, this is me in grade nine B A I've got a red leather tie and pair of rugger pants, B A I put them on and I went to the high school dance. B A Dad said I had to be home by eleven - F# E aw, man, I'm gonna miss Stairway to Heaven. B A B This is me in grade nine, baby, this is me in grade nine B A B This is me in grade nine, baby, this is me in grade nine E E E D E G E C --------------------------------------- Brian Wilson (Chords by Zenith) --------------------------------------- Capo III G D Am7 G Drove downtown in the rain, 9:30 on a Tuesday night D Bm7 Am7 Just to check out the late night record shop G D Am7 Call it impulsive, call it compulsive, call it insane G D Bm7 Am7 G But when I'm surrounded I just can't stah-op D Am7 G It's a matter of instinct, it's a matter of conditioning, a matter of fact D Bm7 Am7 G You can call me Pavlov's dog D Am7 G Ring a bell and I'll salivate, well how'd you like that D Bm7 Am7 Dr. Landy tell me you're not just a pedagogue, 'cause right now I'm G D Am7 Lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did G D Em Em/C Em/C# Em/C G Well I'm, lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did D Am7 G Well I'm lying here, just staring at the ceiling tiles D Bm7 Am7 G And I'm thinking about, whoa what to think about D Am7 G Just listening and relistening to smiley smile D Bm7 Am7 And I'm wondering if this is some kind of creative drought, because I'm G D Am7 Lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did G D Em Em/C Em/C# Em/C Well I'm, lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did Em/C Em/C# Em/C Whoa Am7 D F Em And if you wanna find me I'll be out in the sandbox Am7 D G F Am7 Just wondering where the hell all the love has gah-ah-ahn D F Em Am7 Playing my guitar and building castles in the sun, whoa-whoa-oh-oh D G And singing fun, fun, fun G D Am7 Lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did G D Em Em/C Em/C# Em/C Well I'm, lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did Em/C Em/C# Em/C Am Whoa Em7 Am Em7 Am I had a dream that I was three hundred pounds Em7 Am Em7 Am And though I was very heavy I floated 'til I couldn't see the ground Em7 Am Em7 I floated 'til I couldn't see the ground Am Em7 Somebody help me (I couldn't see the ground) Am Em7 Somebody help me (I couldn't see the ground) Am E7 Somebody help meeeeee, because I'm G D Am7 Lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did G D Em Em/C Em/C# Em/C Well I'm, lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did G D Am7 G Drove downtown in the ray-ee-ain, 9:30 on a Tuesday night D Bm7 Am7 G Just to check out the late night record shop (late night record shop) D Am7 Call it impulsive, call it compulsive, or call it insane (whoa-oh) G D Bm7 Cmaj7 'Cause when I'm surrounded I just can't stah-ah-ah-p Em Em/C Em/C# Em/C Em Em/C Em/C# Em/C Em Em/C Em/C# Em/C Em Em/C Em/C# Em/C Em Em/C Em/C# Em/C Em Em/C Em/C# Em/C Em Em/C Em/C# Em/C Em Em/C Em/C# Em/C Em --------------------------------------- Be My Yoko Ono (Chords by me) --------------------------------------- Capo V C E F G C E F G C E F G C E F G If there's someone you can live without, then do so. C E F G C E F G And if there's someone you can just shove out, then do so. C E F G You can be my Yoko Ono C E F G You can follow me wherever I go C E Be my, be my, Be my, F G C E F G Be my Yoko Ono. C E F G C E F G Isn't it beautiful to see two people so much in love? C E F G C E F G Barenaked as two virgins hand in hand and hand and hand in glove. C E F G C E F G Now that I'm far away it doesn't seem to me to be such a pain. C E F G C E F G To have you hanging off my ankle like some kind of ball and chain. C E F G You can be my Yoko Ono C E F G You can follow me wherever I go C E Be my, be my, Be my, F G Be my Yoko (Be my Yoko) F G C E Oh no, here we go, our life is one big pun. F G C E7 Oh no, here we go as Yoko sings HOYLOHOYLOFGLDFJGDKLFGE! C E F G C E F G I know that when I say this, I may be stepping on pins and needles; C E F But I don't like all these people slagging her for G C E F G breaking up the Beatles. (Don't blame it on Yokey!) C E F G C E F G if I was John and you were Yoko, I would gladly give up musical genius, C E F G C E F G just to have you as my very own, personal Venus. C E F G You can be my Yoko Ono C E F G You can follow me wherever I go C E Be my, be my, Be my, F G Be my Yoko Ono. C E Be my, be my, Be my, Be my, F G Be my Yoko Ono. C E Be my, be my, Be my, Be my, F G G F C Be my Yoko Ono Whoa whoa whoa --------------------------------------- Wrap Your Arms Around Me (Chords by me) --------------------------------------- Capo V Am7 G C I concede that you were right about this place Am7 G C I can make a perfect likeness of your body if I trace Am7 G C I can hold you 'til you turn out the light Am7 G C And I can't see Am7 G C Do you believe we are all innately good Am7 G C Do you think that you would love me 'til tomorrow if you could Am7 G C Would you please turn down the radio Am7 G C So we can speak Em7 Em7/G I put my hands around your neck G You wrap your arms around me Em7 Em7/G I put my hands around your neck G You wrap your arms around me Em7 Em7/G I put my hands around your neck G You wrap your arms around me Em7 Em7/G I put my hands around your neck G You wrap your arms around me Am7 G C I regret every time I raised my voice Am7 G And it wouldn't be that bright of me C To say I had no choice Am7 G C I can kiss your eyes your hair your neck Am7 G C 'Til we forget Am7 G C I concede that you were right about this place Am7 G C I can make a perfect likeness of your body if I trace Am7 G C I can hold you 'til you turn out the light Am7 G C And I can't see --------------------------------------- What a Good Boy (Chords by MaxTraction) --------------------------------------- G D When I was born, they looked at me and said Cadd9 what a good boy, what a smart boy, what a strong boy. G D And when you were born, they looked at you and said, Cadd9 what a good girl, what a smart girl, what a pretty girl. G D We've got these chains that hang around our necks, Cadd9 people want to strangle us with them before we take our first breath. G D Afraid of change, afraid of staying the same, Cadd9 when temptation calls, we just look away. G D This name is the hairshirt I wear, Cadd9 D and this hairshirt is woven from your brown hair. G D This song is the cross that I bear, Cadd9 bear it with me, bear with me, bear with me, D G G/F# Em C be with me tonight, G G/F# Em C I know that it isn't right, but be with me tonight. G D I go to school, I write exams, Cadd9 if I pass, if I fail, if I drop out, does anyone give a damn? G D And if they do, they'll soon forget Cadd9 'cause it won't take much for me to show my life ain't over yet. G D I wake up scared, I wake up strange. Cadd9 I wake up wondering if anything in my life is ever going to change. G D Em I wake up scared, I wake up strange Cadd9 G and everything around me stays the same. D ...its the hairshirt I wear, Cadd9 D and this hairshirt is woven from your brown hair. G D This song is the cross that I bear, Cadd9 bear it with me, bear with me, bear with me, D G G/F# Em C be with me tonight, G G/F# Em C G G/F# Em C I know that it isn't right, but be with me tonight. G D I couldn't tell you that I was wrong, Cadd9 chickened out, grabbed a pen and paper, sat down and I wrote this song. G D I couldn't tell you that you were right, Cadd9 so instead I looked in the mirror, watched TV, laid awake all night. G D We've got these chains, hang 'round our necks, Cadd9 people want to strangle us with them before we take our first breath. G D Afraid of change, afraid of staying the same Cadd9 when temptation calls, yeah G D This name is the hairshirt I wear, Cadd9 and this hairshirt is woven from - is woven from - is woven from hair G D This song is the cross that I bear, Cadd9 bear it with me, bear with me, bear with me, D G G/F# Em C G G/F# Em C be with me tonight, G D When I was born, they looked at me and said; Cadd9 What a good boy, what a smart boy, what a strong boy. G D And when you were born, they looked at you and said; Em Cadd9 G what a good girl, what a smart girl, what a pretty girl, hey ---------------------------------------- The King of Bedside Manor (Chords by me) ---------------------------------------- Em B7 Em B7 You know he's not the kind of man who likes to see the world around him Em B7 Em B7 Crumble to a ball around his feet Em B7 Em B7 But he's always ready, he's always set, he's always well prepared Em B7 Em B7 He's the most peculiar man you'll ever meet Am Em You know he's not the king of bedside manor Am Em He's not the Tom Jones that lives next door Am Em He's not the king of bedside manor B7 He hardly even lives there anymore Em B7 He said, excuse me, I hope you don't mind Em B7 But I followed you into this shop Em B7 Em B7 And I couldn't help but notice that riding crop Em B7 Em B7 Sticking out of your haversack Em B7 Em B7 Well I, I wouldn't mind riding you bareback Em B7 Em B7 He's subtle on the dance floor and he's suave around the bar Em B7 Em B7 He's a quick draw with a lighter, he's a pseudo movie star Em B7 Em B7 You know he was quite a singer, quite an actor, quite some time ago Em B7 Em B7 He had quite a famous program, late night bedtime tv show Am Em You know he's not the king of bedside manor (woo, oh, hey) Am Em He's not the Tom Jones that lives next door (not not anymore, no way) Am Em He's not the king of bedside manor B7 He hardly even lives there anymore Em B7 Em B7 You know he opens up the curtains at the break of dawn Em B7 Em B7 Just to see the lovely ladies who have come and gone Em B7 Em B7 From the house next door to his house on the lane, Em B7 Em B7 He consoles himself that he's got his health and he knows he can't complain Am Em You know he's not the king of bedside manor (woo, oh, hey) Am Em He's not the Tom Jones that lives next door (not not anymore, no way) Am Em He's not the king of bedside manor B7 He hardly even lives there anymore Em B7 Em B7 He's not the King (he's not the king) of bedside manor (Bedside manor) Em B7 Em B7 He's not the King of bedside manor (he's not the king) Em B7 Em B7 Em B7 Em B7 He hardly even lives there anymore (STYX!) Em B7 Em B7 Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto Em B7 Em B7 Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto Em B7 Em B7 He said domo (domo) domo (domo) domo (domo) domo (domo) Em B7 Domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo Em B7 Domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo Em B7 Em B7 Em He's not the king (he's not the king, he's not the king) of bedside manor --------------------------------------- Box Set (Chords by me) --------------------------------------- Capo III Am7 Dm7 E7 Am7 I never thought that you would love me the way that you do Am7 Dm7 E7 Am7 I never thought that you would love me half as much as I do Am7 Dm7 E7 You say you wanna know everything about me well here you g Am7 Dm7 E7 You say you couldn't live your life without me, I don't know. Am7 Dm7 But if you want it girl, you've got it E7 Am7 E7 Am7 It's all right here, in my box set Am7 Dm7 E7 Am7 I never thought that words like product could ever leave my lips Am7 Dm7 E7 Am7 But something happened to me somewhere that made me lose my grip Am7 Dm7 E7 Maybe it's a lack of inspiration that makes me stoop Am7 Dm7 E7 Or maybe it's a lack of remuneration I can't recoup Am7 Dm7 But if you want it folks, you got it E7 Am7 E7 Am7 It's all right here, in my box set Am7 Bm7 E7 Disc One it's where we've begun, it's all of greatest hits Dm7 E7 Am7 and if you are a fan then you know that you've already got 'em Am7 Bm7 E7 Disc Two it was all brand new, an album's worth of songs Dm7 E7 Am7 but we had to leave the whole disc blank 'cause some other label bought 'em F E7 Disc Three this is really me in a grade school play Dm7 E7 Am7 I had about a hundred thousand lines but of course I forgot 'em Am7 Gm7 Am7 I never thought there'd be days like this, Dm7 E7 There was always someone at my door Am7 Gm7 Am7 I never thought I would ever miss Dm7 E7 And the crowd would always holler for more Dm7 E7 Am7 Bm7 But now it seems all that people want is what I used to be Dm7 E7 Am7 Bm7 and every time I try to do something new, all they want is 1973 Am7 Dm7 E7 Am7 I never thought I'd be regretful of all my past success Am7 Dm7 E7 Am7 but some stupid number one hit single has got me in this mess Am7 Dm7 E7 You can put it on every compilation that's alright Am7 Dm7 E7 You can hear it on the oldies radio station every night Am7 Dm7 And if you want it again, you got it E7 Am7 E7 Am7 It's right here in my box set Am7 Bm7 E7 Disc Four never released before, and you can tell why Dm7 E7 Am7 it's just some demos I recorded in my basement Am7 Bm7 E7 Disc Five I was barely alive, I was hacking up a lung Dm7 E7 Am7 so they had to use a special computer as my replacement F E7 Disc Six a dance remix, so I can catch the latest trend Dm7 E7 Am7 and it'll make you scratch your head and wonder where my taste went Am7 Dm7 E7 Am7 So now my fans are crying sellout, they say that I've lost my touch Am7 Dm7 E7 Am7 They say I should just get the hell out before I do too much Am7 Dm7 E7 Hear my songs in an ad for a bathroom cleanser they say it's greed Am7 Dm7 E7 And now I'm wondering where my friends are in this time of need Am7 Dm7 E7 But if you change your mind and buy it, I hope you enjoy my new box Dm7 E7 Dm7 E7 Am7 E7 Am7 I hope you enjoy my new box, I hope you enjoy my new box set --------------------------------------- I Love You (Chords by me) --------------------------------------- Capo I E D A A7 I love you E D A A7 And you love me E D A A7 I love you E D A A7 So let's make a family tree. C#m7 F#m7 B C#m7 I like soup, and I like ice cream sandwiches too. C#m7 F#m7 G#m7 A I like fish sticks, but I love you. C#m7 F#m7 You don't believe me, B C#m7 You say all I think about's myself. C#m7 A F#m7 B B7 Let me explain, don't walk away. E D A A7 I love me E D A A7 You love you E D A A7 I love me E D A A7 So what are we to do? A A7 D Dm How would you know, that I love you so? F#m7 B7 E E7 I don't say too much. A A7 D Dm Why are you blue whenever I'm in town? C#m7 F#7 F#m7 B7 I guess life was fine till I came 'round. E7 A7 You've given me a start, I ain't no Doctor but just take a look at the E7 Chart for my heart like a dart from the A7 Start I'm coming down with something good. E7 A7 It ain't no fever or flu, doctor says it Had to be someone E7 With brown hair and blue eyes, I'm F#7 B7 Lovesick for you I realize. E D A A7 I's loves you E D A A7 And youse loves me E D A A7 I's loves you E D A A7 So let's make a family tree. A A7 D Dm How would you know, that I love you so? F#m7 B7 E E7 I don't say too much. A A7 D Dm Why are you blue whenever I'm in town? C#m7 F#7 F#m7 B7 I guess life was fine till I came 'round. E D A A7 I love you E D A A7 And you love me E D A A7 I love you E D A A7 So let's make a family tree. --------------------------------------- New Kid (On the Block) (Chords by me) --------------------------------------- Em C Em C I didn't ask to be famous, but I'm not sore Em C Em C 'Cause you can see my face in the window of every store Em C Em C You can buy my lunch box, and you can wear my clothes Em C Em C You can remember my name just as plain as the face under your nose G Am F I'm a new kid on the block G Am F Though I may not be Johann Sebastian Bach G Am F So we may not write the songs we sing G Am But look at Elvis, he sold his soul and F You crowned him king Em C Em C I didn't ask to be famous, but I'm not sad Em C Em C You see, I've got everything that I always wished I had Em C Em C I thank my manager and I thank the screaming girls, oh Em C Em C I thank my hairdresser for giving me such beautiful curls G Am F Now I'm a new kid on the block G Am F Well I'm twenty-three and they won't let me grow up G Am F I went down to register for the draft G Am F Well I got up to the counter, and the lady there just laughed G Am F She said you're a new kid on the block G Am F Young girls scream and old boys mock G Am F Well you broke my youngest daughter's heart G Am F Well I knew you kids were trouble from the start Em C Em C I didn't ask to be famous, but I'm not sure Em C Em C That we're as apple pie as you always thought we were Em C Em C I can stay up all night, and I can have a blast Em C Em C I can breakdance, I can fight, I can kick your sorry ass G Am F I'm a new kid on the block G Am F And 'though I may not be Johann Sebastian Bach G Am F Well there's no need to be afraid of us G Am F Though it just might be your daughter on our bus G Am F I'm a new kid on the block (step one, that was fun) G Am F And 'though I may not be Johann Sebastian Bach (think of what you say, think of what you do) G Am F Well there's no need to be afraid of us (whoa, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh) G Am F Though it just might be your daughter on our bus (hey, yeah, hey) --------------------------------------- Blame it on Me (Chords by me) --------------------------------------- Capo II Em D Am Well here we are again, and we're looking at each other as if each other was to blame. Em D Am You think you're so smart, but I've seen you naked and I'll probably see you naked again. Em D Milly Vanilly told you to blame it on the rain Am but if you blame it on the rain tell me what can be gained Em D Am If all else fails you can blame it on me Em D Am If all else fails you can blame it on me Em D Am If all else fails you can blame it on me Em D Am If all else fails you can blame it on me Em D Am If all else fails you can blame it on me Em D Am Then you smile again, and you're looking at me like there's something I'm supposed to say Em D Am "Forgive me father, but I've fallen in love" and that's all I have for confession today Em D Maybe if you asked me on any other given day Am I wouldn't have time for you or anything else that you had to say Em D Am It's alright now you can blame it on me Em D Am If all else fails you can blame it on me Em D Am If all else fails you can blame it on me Em D Am If all else fails you can blame it on me Em D Am If all else fails you can blame it on me G D C Yes dear I love you, but sometimes you think that love's not enough for you G D C So you want to play mind games, well that's fine go ahead la la la I can't hear you. Em D Am Well here you are and you're a hundred thousand miles away Em D Am They say that absence makes the heart grow fungus Em D Am I wax poetic as you're waxing your leg. Em D Am You say you think there's a traitor among us Em D Am If all else fails you can blame it on me Em D Am If all else fails you can blame it on me Em D Am If all else fails you can blame it on me Em D Am If all else fails you can blame it on me --------------------------------------- The Flag (Chords by shoebox_of_lies) --------------------------------------- Dm Am/D Em/D Dm Am/D Em/D Dm Am/D Em/D Dm Am/D Em/D Dm G The phone rings, it's early, it's seven o'clock, F C He says, "Sorry I woke you, but I just had to talk. Dm G You know last night, remember, when I tried to choke you? F C I didn't mean it, I was drunk, it was only a joke." Dm Dm/C G You should know that by now, F C Dm When the chequered flag comes down, A# A No one, no one, no one has won the race. Dm Am/D Em/D Dm Am/D Em/D Dm Am/D Em/D Dm Am/D Em/D Dm G The next night he's over and over and under F C And after he's finished she lies there and wonders Dm G Just why does she need him, and why does she stay here, F C And then in the darkness, she'll quietly say, "Dear, Dm Dm/C G You've never really known. F C Dm That when the white flag is flown, A# A Dm No one, no one, no one has won the war." Dm G They're complicated people leading complicated lives, F C And he complicates their problems by telling complicated lies. Dm G He tells her he's sorry. She tells him, "It's over." F C He tells her he's sorry. She says, over and over, Dm Dm/C G "You've never really known, F C Dm That when the white flag is flown, A# A Dm No one, no one, no one has won the war." Emaj7 Aadd9 There goes a forest and there goes a bluebird Emaj7 Aadd9 There goes a partridge and there goes a Go Train Emaj7 Aadd9 There goes an angel and there goes a steeple Emaj7 Aadd9 There goes a cop car and there goes an eagle Emaj7 Aadd9 There goes a raven and there go the ribbons Emaj7 Aadd9 There goes a raven and there go the ribbons Emaj7 Aadd9 There goes a raven and there go Amaj7/C# The ribbons, the ribbons, the ribbons, the ribbons Emaj7 Aadd9 of the flag. --------------------------------------- If I Had $1000000 (Chords by Me) --------------------------------------- G D C G If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) G D C G I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house) G D C G If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) G D C G I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman) G D C G And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) G D C G Well, I'd buy you a K-Car (A nice Reliant automobile) G D C D If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love C D G G/F# Em C If I had a million dollars, I'd build a tree fort in our yard C D G G/F# Em C If I had a million dollars, you could help, it wouldn't be that hard C D G If I had a million dollars G/F# Em C Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere You know, we could just go up there and hang out Like open the fridge and stuff There would already be laid out foods for us Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon Well, can you blame 'em Uh, yeah G D C G If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) G D C G Well, I'd buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat that's cruel) G D C G And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) G D C G Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet (Yep, like a llama or an emu) G D C G And if I had a million dollars (If I had a a million dollars) G D C G Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones) G D C D And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love C D G G/F# Em C If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to walk to the store C D G G/F# Em C If I had a million dollars, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more C D G G/F# Em C If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner But we would eat Kraft Dinner Of course we would, we’d just eat more And buy really expensive ketchups with it That’s right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups! Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm G D C G If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) G D C G Well, I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel) G D C G And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) G D C G Well, I'd buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel) G D C G If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) G D C G Well, I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey) G D C D If I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love C D G G/F# Em C If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars C D G G/F# Em C If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars C D G G/F# Em D C D If I had a million dollars G I'd be rich --------------------------------------- Crazy (Chords by me) --------------------------------------- Asus I climb the walls of my mind just like I'm climbing on a jungle gym Asus I am more than content with the state of mind I am in Bm7 Asus 'Cause I am crazy (crazy, crazy) just like you Bm7 Asus I am crazy (crazy, crazy) just like you Asus I don't think I need a rubber room, but that might be nice Asus I'm not a manic depressive, paranoid or schizophrenic, so I don't need your advice Bm7 Asus 'Cause I am crazy (crazy, crazy) just like you Bm7 Asus I am crazy (crazy, crazy) just like you A The lights are on but nobody's home A My elevator doesn't go to the top A I'm not playing with a full deck A Asus4 Asus I've lost my marbles A The lights are on but nobody's home A My elevator doesn't go to the top A I'm not playing with a full deck A Asus4 Asus I've lost my marbles (oh, oh oh) Asus I'm a few bricks short of a load, but a full load always hurt my back Asus I flew over the cuckoo's nest and I'm never ever coming back Bm7 Asus 'Cause I am crazy (crazy, crazy) just like you Bm7 Asus I am crazy (crazy, crazy) just like you Bm7 Asus I am crazy (crazy, crazy) just like you Bm7 I am crazy (crazy)