Im At Home Getting Hammered While Shes Out Getting Nailed

A Am A We started in the morning, carried well into Am the night..throwing dirty dishes with all our A might. E It's a sad commentary on a marriage that has failed. A Am I'm at home getting hammered, while she's out getting A nailed. A Am Po-lice pulled into my trailer park, domestic violence A cost somebody, after dark. E Late night with her boss, says they're trying to make a sale. A I'm at home getting hammered, while she's out getting E A nailed. A E A E A A Am I'm at home drinking whiskey in my easy-chair, watching A Jerry Lawler pulling Andy Kauffman's hair. E A Had a suspicion, so I opened up her mail..I'm at home E A getting hammered, while she's out getting nailed. A E A E A Gbm Am Gbm She used to bring me beer and love all over me..right before A I went on disability. Gbm A E My wiggler ain't so straight, I got whiskey dick..she don't E7 perk it up, cause her ankles got so thick..hey!! A E A E A A Am A Well, the moral of this story is sad but true..I love to drink, A and she loves to screw. E Hobo's got a better life, out riding on the rails.. Am A I'm at home getting hammered while she?s out getting nailed. A seventies smash from Kraziekhat.