Sad Rude Future Dude

A A Everybody wake up, Welcome to the future D E D E There's nothing going on here, Just me and my personal computer. A A I don't love my family, I think they're boring D E D E A And when we get together, I'm so scared of talking to them A D E A About anythi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ing. A-A-D E A F# I haven't had a friend in years, I only have s*x with myself F# I don't know where it went, but D E All my love is gone. E A F# I haven't had a friend in years, I only have s*x with myself F# I don't know where it went, but D B A All my love is gone. A A Everybody wake up, Welcome to the future D E D E There's nothing going on here, Just me and my personal computer. A A I don't love my girlfriend, I think she's boring D E D E A And when we get together, I'm so scared of talking to her A D E A About anythi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ing. A-A-D E A F# I haven't had a friend in years, I only have s*x with myself F# I don't know where it went, but D E All my love is gone. E A F# I haven't had a friend in years, I only have s*x with myself F# I don't know where it went, but D B All my love is, D B All my love is, D B A All my love is gone. A D E A Ahh-ooooooooo Ahh-oooooooo Ahh-oooooooooooooo Yeah!