Candidate

D A F# Bm As I walk along this road paved with human kindness G D A I can never forget the price you've paid D A F# Bm I'm an actor on a role, an artificial virus G D A I'm your daddy, I'm your disgrace G D I say kid just move along F# Bm We don't want it, don't need it G D A Your politics just breed despair G D F# Bm I salute an empty flag an ancient tribalism G F# And trust me nobody cares Bm G D A For I am your candidate Bm G D A I am bloody lips and makeup Bm G D I'm your caliphate A Bm G D A opioids and mutilation Bm G D A celebrity A Bm G D A and my name is competition Bm G D A I've come to bear your pain (Bear your pain) Bm And I can make it go away, I'll make it go away, I'll make it go away D A F#m Bm G D A D A F#m Bm G D A G D F# Bm Believers, dupes, and clowns, I want you all to gather 'round G D A To glorify ignorance and fear G D F# Bm I dispense misinformation to a post-truth generation G F# My darlings, don't shed a tear Bm G D A For I am your candidate Bm G D A I am bloody lips and makeup Bm G D I'm your caliphate A Bm G D A opioids and revelation Bm G D An hermaphrodite A Bm G D in restrooms and service stations A Bm G D A I truly feel your pain (Feel your pain) Bm G And I can make it go away, I'll make it go away, I'll make it go away F# Bm