Schadenfreude

Nothing I can do! G A It's... Schadenfreude! G A D Making me feel glad that I'm not you. D'ja ever clap when a waitress falls and drops a tray of glasses? And ain't it fun to watch figure skaters falling on their asses? And don'tcha feel all warm and cozy, Watching people out in the rain! Schadenfreude! People taking pleasure in your pain! Watching a vegetarian being told she just ate chicken Or watching a frat boy realize just what he put his dick in! Being on the elevator when somebody shouts "Hold the door!" NO!!! Schadenfreude! "F**k you lady, that's what stairs are for!" G Straight-A students getting Bs? A Exes getting STDs! D Waking doormen from their naps! E Watching tourists reading maps! G Football players getting tackled! A CEOs getting shackled! D Watching actors never reach E The ending of their oscar speech! G E Schadenfreude! G E Schadenfreude! D G Schadenfreude! D G Schadenfreude!