Hello Mudduh Hello Fadduh A Letter From Camp

G D7 Hello muddah, hello fadduh D7 G Here I am at Camp Granada. B7 Em Camp is very entertaining, A7 D7 And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining. G D7 I went hiking with Joe Spivey, G He developed poison ivy. B7 C You remember Lennard Skinard G D7 G He got ptomain poisoning last night after dinner. G D7 All the counselors hate the waiters, G And the lake has alligators. B7 Em And the head coach wants no sissies, A7 D7 So he reads to us from something called 'Ulysses'. G D7 No, I don't want this should scare ya, G But my bunkmate has malaria. B7 C You remember Jeffrey Hardy? G D7 G They're about to organize a searching party. Em Am6 Take me home, oh mother, father. Em Am6 Take me home, I hate Granada. G C G Don't leave me out in the forest. Am9 B7 C7 B7 C7 B7 Where I might get eat-en by a bear. Em Am6 Em Am6 Take me home, I promise I will not make noise G C G Or mess the house with oth-er boys. Am9 Oh, please don't make me stay, B7 C7 B7 C7 B7 I've been here one whole day. G D7 Dearest fadduh, darling muddah, G How's my precious little bruddah? B7 Em Let me come home if you miss me. A7 D7 I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me. G D7 Wait a minute, it stopped hailing. G Guys are swimming, guys are sailing. B7 C Playing baseball, gee dat’s bettah. G D7 G Muddah, Fadduh, kindly disregard this lettah!