Mushnik Son

MUSHNIK Dm How would you like to be my son? D# How would you like to be my own adopted boy? Gm I never liked him much before A But count the cash that's in the drawer D I've got no choice. I'm much too poor (spoken) N.C. Say yes SEYMOUR, spoken N.C. What for? MUSHNIK A# A Dm Seymour, I want to be your dad D# I want to see you climbing up my family tree Gm I used to think you left a stench A7 but now I see that you're a mench Dm so I'm proposing be my son! Dm E7 Mushnik and Son. Sounds great? A7 Dm Three words with the ring of fate Am C F So say you'll incorporate with me A Dm E7 A florist's dream come true A Dm Mushnik and his boychik, you A# E A Dm What business we'll do for FT.D Dm How bout' it, Seymour? Be my son! A# D# Just say the word, I'll get my lawyer on the phone! SEYMOUR Gm Now, Mr. Mushnik, don't be rash Am You always said that I was trash. MUSHNIK N.C. Oh I was joking SEYMOUR D Sir, I'm choking! MUSHNIK A# A Scuse the physical expression of my pride D C A# A Of the sweet paternal mishegoss I've held pent-up--insi-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ide! SEYMOUR Gm Gee MUSHNIK N.C. So? SEYMOUR Dm Well MUSHNIK N.C. Well? SEYMOUR E7 I- MUSHNIK A You? D C Go ahead and say it, Seymour A Tell me that you will SEYMOUR Dm C Gee, I'd really like to, but- MUSHNIK A# A I'll hold my breath until- SEYMOUR Dm Okay, you win, I'll be your son! MUSHNIK N.C. Hooray, I win! He'll be my son! SEYMOUR D# Draw up the papers, dad. I'm touched, I really am Em And someday when you're eighty-three Gm I'll let you come move in with me MUSHNIK A7 You swear? SEYMOUR N.C. I promise! MUSHNIK Dm What a son! Dm E7 A Dm A# C F A Dm A# D# MUSHNIK, SEYMOUR Em In trouble sickness and in health A We'll share the plant and share the wealth I'll call my lawyer SEYMOUR D Call me son MUSHNIK N.C. Son! SEYMOUR A#7 Son! BOTH D#m F7 Mushnik & Son. That's that SEYMOUR A# D#m Officially I'm your brat MUSHNIK & SEYMOUR B C# F# Consider the matter closed and done D#m F7 Now to the world let's stick A# D#m Our Senior and Junior shtick BOTH B Through thin and through thick MUSHNIK N.C. Hey! BOTH A# Through sloppy and slick SEYMOUR A# So come kiss me quick MUSHNIK N.C. Please, don't make me sick BOTH A# D#m Mushnik & Son! A# D#m