Stan The Man

C Am Born in nineteen thirty-five in Brooklyn, NY C Am Son of Anna and Phil C Am At nineteen years old he married my mother Judy G F And immediately paid his first Bloomingdale's bill Right away they started on a family Three smart kids popped out of mom's tummy But then one steamy* night dad forgot to wear his raincoat Nine months later out came the dummy F But he took care of me C Am Oh, 'Stan the Man' was my hero C Am The coolest guy ever, I swear C Am He stayed up all night making me a clay volcano G F That's how I won the science fair