Phone Wallet Keys

Em 022000 Am x02210 G6 3x0430 G6/F# 2x0430 Em Am G6 Yeah, yeah, yeah G6/F# Here we go again Em Am Come on G6 G6/F# Em I'm headin' out and all I'm takin' with me is my phone, wallet, keys Am Yeah, phone, wallet, keys G6 G6/F# Just those three things please, need my phone, wallet, keys Em Got my credit cards in my wallet Am Got my phone you can call it G6 Master lock on my front door G6/F# That's what my motherfuckin' keys are for Em Am My phone, wallet, keys, yeah, phone, wallet, keys G6 G6/F# Good things come in threes, need my phone, wallet, keys Em Am If I'm goin' to the zoo I need my (Phone, wallet, keys) G6 G6/F# If I'm gettin' a face tattoo I need my (Phone, wallet, keys) Em If I'm goin' out to a weddin' (wedding) Am If it's winter time and I'm sleddin' G6 If I'm at that daddy daughter dance G6/F# My phone, wallet, keys are in my pants Em Am I'm goin' on vacation to the West Indies G6 G6/F# And I don't got no luggage just got phone, wallet, keys Em I rode on up to the airport Am Lady asked for my passport G6 N.C. F**k, okay Em Guess I need my phone, wallet, passport, keys Am Phone, wallet, passport, keys G6 Now I need four things, bitch please G6/F# Phone, wallet, passport, keys Em Am I'm finally on the plane I'm ridin' Delta, Delta G6 G6/F# The lady farted next to me I smelt her, I smelt her Em We went up 30 thousand feet Am I reclined my fuckin' seat G6 'Bout to watch a movie, stop G6/F# I forgot my laptop N.C. Motherfucker, damnit Em Now I need my laptop, phone, wallet, passport, keys Am Laptop, phone, wallet, passport, keys G6 Too much shit that's five fuckin' things G6/F# Laptop, phone, wallet, passport, keys Em Am I'm swingin' my shit all over the place I'm hurtin' ya, I'm hurtin' ya G6 G6/F# I'm caryin' so much shit I got a hernia, a hernia Em No place to put it, what should I do? Am Probably should take my iPad too G6 What the f**k else did I forget? N.C. (Sandman you need tons of shit) Em My tick tacs, my back pack Am My Zippo lighter, my charge pack G6 My sun glasses, my hairspray G6/F# My headphones (Them Beats by Dre) Em My notebook, my GoPro Am My vape pen, my crossbow G6 My toothpick, my pocketknife G6/F# Oh f**k, I forgot my wife Em (Phone, wallet, keys) God damn Am (Phone, wallet, keys) G6 It used to be so easy G6/F# With my phone, my wallet, and my keysy Em Shit (Phone, wallet, keys) yeah Am (Phone, wallet, keys) G6 It used to be a breezy G6/F# With my phone, my wallet, and my keysy Em Am My pockets got so heavy now I'm crampin, I'm crampin' G6 G6/F# Each time I leave my house it's like I'm campin', I'm campin' Em Am I'm miserable just standin' around I'm like a walkin' lost and found G6 G6/F# You know I'd rather stay at home where all I need's my fuckin' phone Em (Phone, phone, phone) yeah Am (Phone, phone, phone) G6 G6/F# Much happier at home, just playin' with my phone Em (Phone, phone, phone) yeah Am (Phone, phone, phone) G6 G6/F# Yeah, I'll just stay at home and fiddle with my phone on the toilet