Ode to my car

F#m E Dsus2 Here we go A E Dsus2 E No, no, no A E Dsus2 E (oooh ooooh) (oooooh ooooooh) A E Piece of shit car Dsus2 E I got a piece of shit car A E That fucking pile of shit Dsus2 E never gets me very far A E My car's a big piece of shit Dsus2 E 'cause the shocks are fucking shot A E and my seatbelt's fucking broken Dsus2 E I got to tie it in a knot (it's a piece of shit) VERSE 2: (play same as verse 1) I can't see throught the windshield 'cause it's got a big fucking crack and the interior smells real bad 'cause my friend puked in the back (it's a piece of shit) A E (piece of shit car) Dsus2 Piece of shit car E (you got a piece of shit car) A It sucks royal dick E (that fucking pile of shit) Dsus2 oooh, a 100 percent crap E (never gets him very far) A Oh f**k you car It's got no CD player It only got the fuckin 8-track Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nutsack (they can lick his ass too) and I got no fucking brakes I'm always way out of control Eleven times a day I hear 'hey, watch it asshole' (you fucking piece of shit) (play like previous Chorus) (piece of shit car) I got a piece of shit car (you got a piece of shit car) Diesel gas sucks my ass (you fucking pile of shit) That pile of metal shit Dsus2 Oh what the f**k did I do? E what the f**k did I do? Dsus2 what the f**k did I do? E to get stuck with you? Dsus2 You're too wide for drive through E and you smell like tissue F#m E Dsus2 but I'm too broke to buy something new Ooooh, f**k me GUITAR-SOLO: - Played over verse/Chorus chords: A E Dsus2 E a few times. VERSE 4: (play same as verses 1,2 & 3) Well, the engine likes to flood the car always fucking stalls and the seat cushion's got a big rip so a spring always pokes the balls (ouch ouch ouch) Blasted doorlocks are busted I got to use a fucking coathanger (what a pain in his ass) and if a girlie sees my car there's no chance I'll ever bang her (he never ever get the pussy) Hey shut up (play like previous Choruses) (piece of shit car) You piece of shit car (he got a piece of shit car) You piece of shit car (piece of shit car) Bald fucking tires (he got a piece of shit car) No rearview fucking mirror (piece of shit car) Seven different colors (he got a piece of shit car) Fucking rag for a gas cap (piece of shit car) Tailpipe making sparks fly everywhere (he got a piece of shit car) (piece of shit car) Whoooooooah (he got a piece of shit car) (piece of shit car) Me hometown thinks I'm a loser (he got a piece of shit car) hey cabbie, give me a push (piece of shit car)