Lunchlady Land

G# Woke up in the morning C# Put on my new plastic glove G# Served some reheated salisbury steak C# With a little slice of love G# C# Got no clue what the chicken pot pie is made of D# Just know everything's doing fine C# G# Down here in Lunchlady Land G# Well I wear this net on my head C# 'Cause my red hair is fallin'out G# I wear these brown orthopedic shoes C# 'Cause I got a bad case of the gout G# I know you want seconds on the corndogs C# But there's not reason to shout D# Everybody gets enough food C# G# Down here in Lunchlady Land C# G# Well yesterday's meatloaf is today's sloppy joes C# And my breath reeks of tuna D# And there's lots of black hairs coming out of my nose G# In Lunchlady Land your dreams come true C# Clouds made of carrots and peas G# Mountains built of shepherds pie C# And rivers made of macaroni and cheese G# But don't forget to return your trays C# And try to ignore my gum disease D# No student can escape the magic of C# G# C# Lunchlady Land G# Hoagies and grinders, hoagies and grinders C# Hoagies and grinders, hoagies and grinders C# Navy beans, navy beans, navy beans G# Hoagies and grinder, hoagies and grinders C# Navy beans, navy beans C# Meatloaf sandwich G# Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe C# Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe G# Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe C# Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe G# Well I dreamt one morning that I woke up to see C# All the pepperoni pizza was a-looking at me G# It screamed, why do you burn me and serve me up cold C# I said I got the spatula just do what you're told G# Then the liver and onions started joining the fight C# And the chocolate pudding pushed me with all its might G# And the chop suey slapped me and it kicked me in the head