Forgetful Lucy

E The Hukilau was the place A Where I first saw your face E We liked each other right away A But you didn't remember me the very next day B Forgetful Lucy A Has got a nice caboosey E I used to trick you into pulling your car over so we could chat A But my favorite time was when you beat the shit out of Ula with a bat E Then we drove up to see Dr. Keats A And found out why Doug always has to change his sheets B Forgetful Lucy A Cracked her head like Gary Busey E But I still love her so A And I'll never let her go E Even if while I'm singing this song A She's wishing I had Jocko the walrus' schlong B Forgetful Lucy A Her lips are so damn juicy E A E How about another first kiss