Daveys Song

intro: C F 4x C F well I'm the kind of guy who can't stand a holiday C F so I drink 'em all away. That's me! G F G F oh, I don't decorate no trees, and I wont eat no potato latkes. G F But I'll give this old lady's melons a squeeze, C F That's just who I am. C F Well, I'll never spin a dreidel but I'll always throw an egg C F Then I'll Charlie horse your leg for laughs G F While you're singing your holiday tune G F I'm acting like the town buffoon G F Whippin' out my big , white, scary moon C F And blowin' a beef your way C F I hate folks who think reindeer are cute C F To me they're just something to shoot G F C I hate love, I hate you, I hate me G Well, I'm a snowmobile stealin' Am No chance for season feeling kind of guy G This time of year sucks so I take my numb-chucks Dadd6 F And make sure every snowman die C F Believin' in Santa's all wrong C F And Chanukah's eight nights too long G F C I hate love, I hate you, I hate me G F C I hate love, I hate you, I hate me