London Underground

D Bm D Some people like to get a train to work Bm D Or drive in a Beamer or a Merc Bm D Some guys like to travel in by bus Bm B But I can't be bothered with the fuss today Gbm I'm gonna take by bike B Gbm Cause once again the Tube's on strike Em F# B Gbm The greedy bastards want extra pay for sitting on their arse all day E F# Even though they earn 3 k B Gbm So I'm standing here in the pouring rain E Gbm Where the f**k's my fucking train B London Underground London Underground Em Gbm They're all lazy fucking useless cunts B London Underground London Underground E They're all greedy cunts Gbm B I want to shoot them all with a rifle D Bm D All they say is Please mind the doors Bm D And they learn that on the two day course Bm D This job can be done by a four year old Bm B They just leave us freezing in the cold Gbm What you smell is what you get B Gbm Burger King and piss and sweat B Gbm You roast to death in the boiling heat B Gbm With tourists treading on your feet B Gbm And chewing gum on every seat B Gbm So don't tell me to mind the gap E Gbm I want my fucking money back B London Underground London Underground Em Gbm They're all fucking useless cunts B London Underground London Underground E They're all greedy cunts Gbm B I want to shoot them all with a rifle B lalalala Bm lalalala B D The floors are sticky the seats are damp B D every platform has a fucking tramp E B But the drivers get the day off when Gbm We're all late for work again Ab London Underground London Underground Em wa wa wankers they're all wankers B London Underground Em Take your Oyster card Gbm B And shove it up your arsehole