No Legs

G * G There's no wrong way to f**k a girl with no legs D G * Just tell her you love her as she's crawling away G * G There's no wrong way to f**k a bitch with no faith D G * Now you'll never be sad again Em Loving you are the two best things Am in a world that's skipping town D Reaching blind into the deepest mouth E in the brownest place around There's something amiss in her cum-stained lips So I get the first kiss before she takes the last bite Genital outlaws in a positive way And an everything bagel too Em Getting strangled by the junkie priest Am as the boys get stoned in school D there's a knock at your door and your parents come in E they thought you were a different girl