Hairy Women

Bb Can I trust this hairy woman, Cm F to hide out when I'm embarassed, Dm Gm Cm F so embarassed by injustice that shuts doors on hairy women, Bb There's no place inside this romance, Cm F for a girl that's clearly balding, Dm Gm Cm F so embarassed by injustice that shuts doors on balding women. Bb Gm We despise the narrow souls we tend, Cm F the balls of bones that skulls descend, Bb Gm the shallow pools of lust, Cm F that drown our tallest women. Bb Though this is a place of business, Cm F where they pay with mumbo-jumbo, Dm Gm Cm F I have praise for every fantasy that braves a hairy nipple, Bb Gm We despise the narrow souls we found, Cm F that haunt us fifteen years from now, Bb Gm they just have no remorse, Cm F they shut their doors on women, Bb I'm so embarassed.