Garfield Chords - Adam Green

tune your guitar down about 1 <4beat>step (1 <2beat>fret).

Intro

N.C. Apples, I'm home N.C. Gonna grab a f*ck N.C. (Maybe play some hockey)

Verse 1

G A7 My mouth is a liar (Beware) G A7 My feet are on fire (Who cares) G A7 I've never been shy-er (I'm not scared) D G If everyone's bumping around

Verse 2

A7 Because G A7 Knowers know to know and G A7 Goers go to go and G A7 Show-ers show to show and D G No one's gonna ask your name

Verse 2

A7 G A7 When you fade into forever G A7 How can anyone say maybe maybe G A7 How can anyone say right or wrong (I love you) D G And then tell you you're OK

Bridge

N.C. Oh I loved the ground once N.C. And I kept my fingers warm N.C. Everything was true N.C. Everything was true

Verse 3

A7 When your G A7 Penis fell apart and G A7 No one had a heart and G A7 No one had a chart to D G Show you the right way

Verse 4

A7 You G A7 Had to be a creature G A7 Without specific features G A7 There were no teachers D G To tell you what to say (Rip out your guts)

Outro

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02. My Shadow Tags on Behind To play with the album version, tune your guitar down 1 <2beat>step

Verse 1

C G C C Everything was wasted, tasted, face it kid F G You were never what they wanted C G C C I'm a bird, I'm a tree, I'm a fish outside. C G C C The city is a breast dangling from the sky F G Oh my feet go where we show the logo C G C G C My shadow tags on behind

Verse 2

C G C C Oh the world was never meant to be the Brooklyn Bridge C G C C Arcades and soda and tulips C G C C Chimneys and houses and old things C G C C Computers and loving the cold things F G Oh my feet go when we show the logo C G C G C My shadow tags on behind

Solo

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Verse 3

C G C C Oh time is like a green train of commuters F Love is a golden bath of computers C G C C I know that everyone's got something that they do C G C C But I don't wanna be obsolete to you F G C C G C Oh I don't want to carry my bag on one shoulder for you

Verse 4

C G C C Oh why is once never enough? C G C C Why do I have to cum sticky stuff? C G C C I know that everyone's got something that they do C G C C But I don't wanna be obsolete to you F G C C G C Oh I don't want to carry my bag on one shoulder for you-oo 03. Bartholemew

Verse 1

C Bartholemew bring me a fork G7 There's a minstrel parade on tv C Let the lights glow, an excellent reason G7 C To stay home tonight

Chorus

C Oh the old men wave their canes Em They have yesterday's brains F G And their worlds stop turning on sundays C The young lives are clipped Em And smudged on the rocks F G Distorted and forgotten

Verse 2

C Quietly she enters the room G7 But we can't talk, we can not be seen C Returning her new pair of jeans G7 C Just to stay home tonight

Chorus

C Oh the mirror always shows Em There's a stranger in my clothes F G Standing on the third rail C Lost at sea Em searching for me F G And we don't know how to sail

Verse 3

C So if you go to guitar store G7 You will see me again Holding the door C It's an excellent night to sleep on the floor G7 C If you stay home tonight

Chorus

C Oh i saw you before Em In the guitar store F G I was lonely, lazy and useless C And Bartholemew moans Em To the counterfeit clones F G When he feels like he's not a human 04. Mozzarella Swastikas

Intro

Verse 1

C In a land made of strings G7 Where the hills are balls of twine and the doctor knits the sun C Down in a baseball diamond mine

Verse 2

C And the mozzarella sweaters G7 Get sewn to the tits where the lump behind the sheet C Is where the tumor took a shit

Chorus

F And I'll be getting head C Under the rainbow F And I'll be getting head C Under the rainbow F And I'll be getting head C Am F G Under the raaa-inbo-oh-w

Verse 3

C Well we came upon a cracker G7 And we all came on this cracker and the last one had to eat it C And she did

Verse 4

C But she threw it up like a whore G7 And the sunshine stabbed right through her like a whore on a skewer C In the wind

Chorus

F And I'll be getting head C Under the rainbow F And I'll be getting head C Under the rainbow F And I'll be getting head C Am F G Under the raaa-inbo-oh-w

Verse 5

C Now the king was reading comics G7 When he stepped into some vomit and he screamed like forty wolves C Being burned alive

Verse 6

C And I rode my dolpin Adam G7 And he fed my dolphin stars, he fed my dolphin stars C Like you'd put gasoline in cars

Chorus

F Papa was smart C But mama said I wasn't F Now I've got a million dollars C But who doesn't? F Gonna go to the graveyard C To get some beggin' done C Am Gonna dig up megan F G C And cut out my son End of chorus:

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05. Dance with Me tune down 1 <2beat>step

Intro

G5 Em5 C5 D5 G5

Verse

G5 Heart and soul Baby Em5 There's no goal C5 Turn the lights on bright D5 G5 You're a rock and roll star Feel my love Coming from the heavens above When my eyes meet your eyes You know it's true

Chorus

G5 Baby come dance with me Em5 Baby come dance with me-ee C5 D5 G5 On tv at the tv station Baby come dance with me Baby come dance with me-ee On tv at the tv station You are lost and I'm at home And nobody wants to be here alone Ooo baby's in mint condition Man I'm doin' some dirty wishin' Let's both get on that rocket to the stars Baby come dance with me Baby come dance with me-ee On tv at the tv station Baby come dance with me Baby come dance with me-ee On tv at the tv station (repeat until fade)

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#This file is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the # #song. You may only use this file for private study, scholarship, or research. # #------------------------------------------------------------------------------# TABBED BY: Chris Schmoutz [email protected] Artist: Adam Green Album: Garfield Song: Computer Show Abm: 466444 Dbm: 4x6654 F#: 244322 Eb: 6x8886 Abm Oh I stumbled in all wide-eyed Dbm To the computer show F# I didn't have a passport Eb So they turned me into snow Eb They turned me into snow Abm Follow you follow you follow you follow you Dbm Into every store F# Follow you follow you follow you follow you Eb Tell me what i'm for Eb Tell me what i'm for Abm Oh I stumbled in all wide-eyed Dbm To the computer show F# I didn't have my passport Eb So they turned me into snow Eb They turned me into snow Abm Follow you follow you follow you follow you Dbm Into every store F# Follow you follow you follow you follow you Eb Tell me what i'm for Abm You caught my eye against your eye Dbm Deep inside the crowd F# You hung me from the hooks inside Eb My asshole and my mouth Eb My asshole and my mouth Abm Follow you follow you follow you follow you Dbm Into every store F# Follow you follow you follow you follow you Eb Tell me what i'm for Eb Tell me what i'm for solo (1:44) follows this basic pattern (make sure to throw in a few accidentals):

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Abm I stumbled in all wide-eyed Dbm To the computer show F# I didn't have my passport Eb So they turned me into snow Eb They turned me into snow Eb They turned me into snow Eb Take me home with you Eb Take me home with you (random synth noises) You needed to read the computer magazine To know that you liked computers To go to the computer show To see me standing there To take me home with you I need to go home with you I can't go home without going home with you

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Bm G Father owned the dating bar so mother ran the store Bm G We all lived there together with the army at the door Bm G No one to do my laundry or to tell me that they're sure Bm G But there really is no me and there's no army at the door Bm G I hustle my way to your bedside Bm G I ride on your body like a cab ride Bm G I carry refreshments to the good guys Bm G I made the good guys some home fries Bm G Pardon me anyone where is the nearest shore Bm G We're all in this together and the police are at the door Bm G Someone do my laundry or smash through the floor Bm G To the tropical vacation buried underneath the store Bm G And I was your favorite bullfighter Bm G Whose looks were new to your eyes Bm G And i fell apart in that bullfight Bm G Where the dress was the sky to your thighs Bm G She said that she had an hour Bm G Her father he was in the shower Bm G And she took me to her little tower Bm G And she showed me her little flower Bm G And just when i thought it was safe to put down my pen Bm G She said maybe i will let you fall in love with me again Bm G Maybe i will let you fall for loving me again Bm G Then she showed me her badge and i think she said then Bm G That i don't have the heart to tell you not to come Bm G And everyone has hands just to use someone Bm G And it makes me feel just like old gum Bm G To ride a fake horse into town Bm G To ride a lame horse into town Bm G To ride a dead horse into town Bm G To ride your big f*cking fake f*cking lame f*cking dead horse into town

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Baby's gonna be alright Am G F G And it don't mean I don't love you Am G F G When i put a gun to your face Am G F G It just means I wanna get rough with you Baby's gonna be alright

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#This file is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the # #song. You may only use this file for private study, scholarship, or research. # #------------------------------------------------------------------------------# TABBED BY: Chris Schmoutz [email protected] Artist: Adam Green Album: Garfield Song: Times Are Bad I emailed Adam about this song and he replied with the real chords and that his guitar probably out of tune for the recording. I'll tab up the chords he told me he played. To along with the cd, tune your guitar about 1 <4beat>of a step up and substitute the chords this way: CD Tab F# (244322) | A (577655) E (022100) | G (355433) A (577655) | C (3x5553) A G Well, times are bad C A And all the time you're feeling sad A G And people are laughing C A Telling you to go away A G And your feet are trudgin' C A You're always acting like a curmudgeon A G Well i know i know C Bb A That it's hard hard hard A G Well it's hard to walk around C A Feeling like a circus clown A G Grab a big baton C A And twirl it like a magic wand G A 'Cause your cards are dealt C A And everything is deeply felt A G Well i know i know C Bb A That it's hard hard hard A G And the people that you love C A Are attacking you from above A G And everyone that you trust C A Is just selling you a bucket of lies A G Well just believe C A That it's all gonna be ok A G Well i know i know C Bb A That it's hard hard hard

Solo

1:55

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Intro

F Am Bb Gm Cm Dm Eb

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F Am Bb Gm In a town, in a city, in an eyeball, on a rock Bb Cm Dm Eb In a fence where a goat was alone by himself Bb F Gm Eb There was a boy Who was there Bb Dm F Bb A boy who built a snowman out of himself F Am Bb Gm I've been popping out of closets in robin hood suits Bb Cm Dm Eb I've been spotted in pictures with Navy recruits Bb F Gm Eb Look at your costume you know that it's true Bb Dm F Bb Any one could pop in as you F Am Bb Gm Try to untie your lips but they were double knotted Bb Cm Dm Eb I tried to break into you brain but all the entrances were rotted Bb F Gm Eb If the moon had minute hands it would have meant a lot Bb Dm F Bb (strum) But God would have made the moon as a clock. (strum chords) Bb Look, look, look at me doing this F7 Look, look, look at me doing that Gm F7 Look, look, look at the way that i am Bb bye bye bye to the crazy ones F7 bye bye bye to the crazy ones Gm F7 bye bye bye to the crazy ones Bb Look, look, look at me doing this F7 Look, look, look at me doing that (2x) Gm F7 Look, look, look at the way that i am (under heavy feedback and distortion) Look, look, look at me doing this Look, look, look at me doing that Look, look, look at the way that i am (one strum per chord for the rest of the song) Bb But if everybody was the best F7 There would be so few of the rest Gm Oh the places where you've never been F7 Oh the world was just a baby then Bb A million ways you learn to cry F7 When the boy's little waves pass you by Gm Oh never to be there again F7 Oh the children where so old-fashioned then Bb Coffins decked out on the street F7 Who's the stranger with the purple feet? Gm Don't i remember him from somewhere F7 before his feet lost his hair? Bb But if everyone is coffin-bound F7 Then i'm so scared of being not around Gm I'm so scared to never make a sound F7 I'm so scared of being underground Bb F Bb Can you see me

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Intro

Bb F (8x)

Verse

Bb F Bb F When I wake up in the morning I smell your smell Bb F Bb F God knows that i'm not doing well Bb F Bb F You're my Clementine, my sweet sunshine Bb F Bb F A sparkling diamond in your eye

Chorus

Cm Bb Bleeding heart, my bleeding heart Cm Bb Won't you cut out my bleeding heart? Cm Bb Over the mountains by the sea and the shore Cm F I hope you come knocking at my door (same chord pattern for the rest of the song) Baby baby let's live in a shoe And I'll tell you some things that I used to do You're a broken book, a thievin' crook You stole my heart with just one look Bleeding heart, my bleeding heart Won't you cut out my bleeding heart? Over the mountains by the sea and the shore I hope you come knocking at my door You take my stuff and you make me blue You've got me so goddamned subdued And every day i hope and pray You'll stay with me while the skies are grey Bleeding heart, my bleeding heart Won't you cut out my bleeding heart? Over the mountains by the sea and the shore I hope you come knocking at my door (play intro until fade)