Friends Of Mine

01. Bluebirds 02. Hard to Be a Girl 03. Jessica 04. Musical Ladders 05. The Prince's Bed 06. Bunnyranch 07. Friends of Mine 08. Frozen in Time 09. Broken Joystick 10. I Wanna Die 11. Salty Candy 12. No Legs 13. We're Not Supposed to Be Lovers 14. Secret Tongues 15. Bungee 01. Bluebirds F F Bluebirds are so natural Bb F I wanna buy them for my friends F Bluebirds are so dismal Bb F And I want to trade mine in Bb F And I don't go out for brunch Bb F And I don't go out for cunts Bb F And I don't go out for months Bb F Without my Barnes and Nobles credit card. F Cleaning out my wisdom teeth Bb F I found a diamond in my gums F Cleaning out the kitchen Bb F Found a spoon that played the drums Bb F And despite the things they say Bb F I gave it up that day Bb F I'd never go that way C Bb F Unless your daddy nailed me to the cross F Suicide, suicide Bb F Leaning out to everyone that hides Bb F breaking the chains on the things down low Bb C Where it stops I don't know how that goes F Bluebirds are so natural Bb F I wanna buy them for my friends F Bluebirds are so dismal Bb F And I want to trade mine in Bb F And despite the things they say Bb F I gave it up that day Bb F I'd never go that way C F Unless your daddy nailed me to the cross C Bb F Your daddy nailed me to the cross 02. Hard to Be a Girl Bm D A G Bm D Hard to be a girl A G So nice to be a boy Bm D In my room at night A G Not a pretty sight Bm Em Here's an empty kiss A D D/C# Marching to the rhythm of the payroll Bm Em I can be a good boy too A D D/C# Just let me out of the stable Bm D Sausages and eggs A G And hot and sour soup Bm D Thank me for your time A G 'Cause I can be as bad as you Bm Em Hard to be a girl A D D/C# That's what the oracle told me Bm Em I don't care what she says A D D/C# I assume it's best to be lonely Bm D A G 03. Jessica Capo at 4 C Em Am G e-0-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-x-0--3-3-3-3-3-| B-1-1-1-3-1--0-0-0-1-0--1-1-1-0-1--0-0-0-0-0-| G-0-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-4-2--0-0-0-2-0-| D-2-2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2-2--2-2-2-0-2--0-0-0-0-0-| A-3-3-3-3-3--2-2-2-2-2--0-0-0-x-0--2-2-2-2-2-| C Jessica Simpson Em Where has your love gone? Am G It's not in your music,no C You need a vacation Em To wake up the cavemen Am G And take them to mexico C Em Jessica, Jessica Simpson Am G You've got it all wrong C Em Your fraudulent smile Am The way that you faked it G The day that you died C My body's in shambles Em Encrusted in brambles Am G That sharpen the air I breathe C What's on the menu? Em Jessica can you Am G Take down my order please? C Em Jessica, Jessica Simpson Am G You've got it all wrong C Em Your fraudulent smile Am The way that you faked it G The day that you died C Tomorrow gets closer Em A purple bulldozer Am G Is calling you on the phone C Your love life precedes you Em Your son-in-law feeds you Am G Injections of cortisone C Em Jessica, Jessica Simpson Am G You've got it all wrong C Em Your fraudulent smile Am The way that you faked it G The day that you died C Jessica Simpson Em Where has your love gone? Am G It's not in your music so where has it gone then? C Jessica 04. Musical Ladders D D D7 Musical ladders leaning on mountains G D Bathed in white laughter under the sun D7 G Somebody's birthday came stumbling towards us D G Wrapped in green gladness under the sun Em A We're gonna make it through this war tonight Em A Someone hold this child up to the light D D7 Prostitute fingers fumbling with matches G D Tucked in red couches under green moons D7 G Mexican waitress got caught in the crossfire D G Of militant families bursting with juice Em A We're gonna break it to your folks tonight Em A Kinda hope your pops don't hear me right A7 D Oh yeah 05. The Prince's Bed D G If there's a heart inside your eye D G If there's a clock inside your head D G If there's a girl outside your bed D G A Put your face in my place D G My head is falling off my head D G And I don't want to see clear again D G Everyone's talking about jesus D G Everyone's talking about jesus D G Everyone's talking about jesus D G A Everyone's f*cking my princess D G Goodnight to my new dead wife D G Goodnight to my nazi friends D G I'm standing on the tip of my stinking ship D G D G Hey princess over there D G Why you sitting over there? D G When you've got a warm spot to share D G In the prince's bed A D G In the prince's bed A D G In the prince's bed A D G In the prince's bed A D G In the prince's bed G A D Oh i know you've thought about it G A D And i knew you want to have it G A D Now i always have my camera D G In the prince's bed A D G In the prince's bed A D G In the prince's bed A D G In the prince's bed 06. Bunnyranch B C#m D#m C#m B C#m D#m C#m B C#m D#m C#m Bind me, gag me, take me to the bunny ranch B C#m D#m C#m People dying, k**l me in the packing house B C#m D#m C#m Even you have to win sometimes dear B C#m D#m C#m Poison needle smoker, break a broken window, mind you Guitar solo e|-7-11-9-12-11-11-11-11/14-11-9-| G|-8-11-9-13-11-11-11-11/15-11-9-| (2x) B C#m D#m C#m One kiss, two kiss how you make it look like that? B C#m D#m C#m Do me dolly, rape in the parking lot B C#m D#m C#m Even you have to win sometimes dear B C#m D#m C#m Poison needle smoker, break a broken window, mind you B C#m D#m C#m Bind me, gag me, take me to the bunny ranch 07. Friends of Mine To play with the album, tune your guitar down 1 <2beat>step (1 fret) E C#m A B E C#m A B E C#m And we live on borrowed time A B But this headshot's pretty good E C#m I've been scheming for too long A B I was starstruck by your mom E C#m We fall in love by accident F#m B A heavenly coincedence E C#m No matter what you think is true F#m B Let me introduce you to A B E Some friends of mine A B E Oh friends of mine A B E Oh friends of mine A B E Oh friends of mine E C#m And we break for passing cars A B In the pistol-ripping chase E C#m I regret the drugs you lost A B So I skipped our second date E C#m We fall in love by accident F#m B A heavenly coincedence E C#m no matter what you think is true F#m B Let me introduce you to A B E Some friends of mine A B E Oh friends of mine A B E Oh friends of mine A B E Oh friends of mine E C#m A B E C#m We fall in love by accident F#m B A heavenly coincedence E C#m no matter what you think is true F#m B Let me introduce you to A B E Can't figure out this place A B E Guess someone hates my guts A B C#m I handed him the sign A B E Oh friends of mine 08. Frozen in Time E A Frozen in time forever F#m B Carrying that torch for so long E A Can you hear my heart believe it F#m B Frozen in the index of time E E/D# C#m They singled out my tongue A In front of everyone B E Who was watching my show E E/D# C#m They say that i'm no good A I'm sorry that i could B E Be that way too you E A Dusting off the Roman dollar F#m B Searching for some work on the side E A I'm just closer to death than ever F#m B Frozen in the index of time E E/D# C#m They just don't have the minds A To pay me for my crimes B E That they made me do E E/D# C#m They don't care how it feels A To them this isn't real B E In my magical womb E A Frozen in time forever F#m B Carrying that torch for so long E A Can you hear my heart believe it F#m B Frozen in the index of time, baby 09. Broken Joystick F#: 244322 Bm: 2x4432 N.C Skeleton of a smoking plane N.C Catch a train to an open vein F# The smoke just cleared Bm Something went wrong F# The catfish choked Bm The sky is gone F# Beneath their boats Bm The forecast floats F# The joystick choked Bm The joystick smokes F# Mariachi, close the door on everyone F# Ku klux klansmen dance around the mountain Bm F# Plugging up the holes in their harmonicas N.C Push away from the overdose N.C. Just in time for the fairy boast 10. I Wanna Die To play along with the album, tune your guitar down 1 <2beat>step Ab|-7-------6-----------------------------------------------------------6-| Verses Ab|-7-------6-----------------------------------------------------------6-| 11. Salty Candy Whole song N.C. In the front of the line, now I'm back at home N.C. I wanna live my life in a bathtub N.C. Roll the dirty dice and you pay in blood N.C. Stole a maxi-pad because I've been in love N.C. It reminds me of salty candy, seaman shanties N.C. Sailboats grinding up against your back N.C. I don't need no sentimental pencil stencil N.C. Feelings rising opposites attract N.C. She made me feel so small, I had no say at all N.C. She looked so cute they say but I don't know her that way N.C. Heaven hold me back, I've got twenty wives N.C. I've got my jesus 'jammies, need some exercise N.C. Take a walk at night past the dating bar N.C. I wanna live my life like a trackstar 12. No Legs Capo 1 G-2---------2----6-----6-------------------2---------2-| N.C. There's no wrong way to f*ck a girl with no legs N.C. Just tell her you love her as she's crawling away N.C. There's no wrong way to f*ck a bitch with no faith N.C. Now you'll never be sad again F# Bm Loving you are the two best things in a world that's skipping town E F# Reaching blind into the deepest mouth in the brownest place around N.C. There's something amiss in her cum-stained lips N.C. So I get the first kiss before she takes the last bite N.C. Genital outlaws in a positive way N.C. And an everything bagel too F# Bm Getting strangled by the junkie priest as the boys get stoned in school E F# there's a knock at your door and your parents come in they thought you were a different girl N.C. So if you're alone when your parents aren't home N.C. And no one can see your incestous tree N.C. No need to contain what the sparrows can say N.C. Now you'll never be sad again 13. We're Not Supposed to Be Lovers To play along with the album, tune your guitar 1 <2beat>step down E E Abm Picture a place that's far from danger E Abm A nicer place to cash your chips A I'm not the one holding you hostage E B E Squeezed in between my lips E Abm We're not supposed to be lovers E Abm Or friends like they'd have us believe A We're not supposed to know each other E B E Accept my apology E Abm I was a babe stuck in a tree branch E Abm Banging on my rusty cradle bars A Until I stole your middle finger E B E Now who's the one in charge? E Abm We're not supposed to be lovers E Abm Or friends like they'd have us believe A We're not supposed to know each other E B E Accept my apology E B Vein underground E B A Fist face down C#m B Bruise as they heal my pain E B Food on the flight E B A Breakfast bite C#m B Dropped from the orange juice crane E Abm Picture a person you'd forgotten E Abm Kissing your brother or your friend A Picture a wounded entertainer E B E Cutting his hair again 14. Secret Tongues C F C F C F There are men in shades just standing around C F These bleeding stars, the paradox C F Let the eyes of god be our guide to find a G Gentle path C F There's a broken record playing a tune C F To the floating waves of the antennas C F And you were just a little guy G And I was little too C F C F C F G C F And everything is just floating freely just C F Rocking around like a rocking horse just C F Jiggling around like silly putty and who G Are you and I? C F And you were looking at me smiling C F The aliens were just arriving C F G Wherever they are headed next speaking secret tongues. 15. Bungee G Dm She used to live, with an Indian chief. G Dm Who gave her the clap, that he got from a priest. G Dm Night after night, I would lie with her pets G Dm Like a mail order bride, in a box by the steps. G Dm She went bungee jumping, G Dm One fine day, G Dm Off the cliffs of our friendship, G Dm And at the bottom she stayed. G Dm When they told me, that her body was found G Dm An astronaut drowned, in the Long Island Sound. G Dm I tripped down the stairs in my basketball shoes. G Dm And paddled downstream, in my fathers canoe. G Dm In the Kingdom of Bungee, G Dm the castle's been stained. G Dm But the Kingdom of Incest, G Dm still has a mighty fine name