Porter Wagner Aka The Silvertone Song

G Cadd9 G Cadd9 G Cadd9 G A Well hello friendly neighbors, Its a beautiful day in town G Cadd9 G Cadd9 I got a buick and a beagle we'll go riding round G Cadd9 G A Toss em back at the VFW, I got a personalized bowling ball G Cadd9 G Cadd9 Porter Wagner signed my silvertone, its hanging on my wall G Cadd9 G A Theres a rattle in my glove box from a federal twelve guage slug G Cadd9 G Cadd9 I'm drinking whataburger coffee from a wooden nickel mug G Cadd9 D A The static on the AM is bleeding right in time G Cadd9 G Cadd9 Its old Tom T singing about the watermelon wine D A G Cadd9 Old dogs and Children, Watermelon wine G Cadd9 G A Well I don't like my nephew, he always hangs around G Cadd9 G Cadd9 His jacket smells like reafer, he puts my music down G Cadd9 D A He says he is a poet, but his words don't even rhyme G Cadd9 G Cadd9 He'll never see my silvertone that ole Porter Wagner signed G Cadd9 G A Well he's asleep there in the living room, as lost as lost can be G Cadd9 G Cadd9 His daddy threw him out last week, he's staying here with me G Cadd9 G A Seems no one can reach him, but God knows that I've tried G Cadd9 G Cadd9 Maybe he'd like to see my Silvertone that ole Porter Wagner signed G Cadd9 G A So you know I took it off the wall, and I placed it in his hands G Cadd9 G Cadd9 It may not be much to him but I think he might understand G Cadd9 D A He stared as blank as Sunday, with just these words to say G Cadd9 G Cadd9 Just who the hell is this guy, Porter Wagner anyway D A G Cadd9 Its a gap in generations of a delusional design G Cadd9 G A Hand me down my reading glasses, a sign of the times D A G Cadd9 Youth it fades and pays in spades, till you way outlived your prime G Cadd9 G Cadd9 Would you like to see my silvertone, that ole Porter Wagner signed G Cadd9 G A Damn right, its a silvertone that ole Porter Wagner signed. G Cadd9