Mistress For Christmas

D A D A G D Jingle bells, jingle bells D A Jingle all the day D A D A I just can't wait till Christmas time G D D A When I can roll you in the hay D A D A Easy come, easy go G D D A Have a good time with lots of dough D A D A Slipping up high, slipping down low G D D A Love 'em and leave 'em, on with the show G D D A G D C G A G D D A G D A Listen D A D A I like female form in minimum dress G D D A Money to spend with a capital "S" D A D A Get a date with the woman in red G D D A Want to be in heaven with three in a bed D A He got it G D I want it D A They got it G D I can't have it D A But I want it G D But it don't matter D A She got it G D G D G D And I can't get it D A D A G D D A I want a mistress for Christmas D A D A G D D A I want a mistress for Christmas E B A E (2x) E B A E I want a mistress E B A E for Christmas B A E (4x) G D D A G D A Easy come, easy go G D D A Slipping high, slipping low G D A Alright D A He got it G D I want it D A They got it G D I can't have it D A I want it G D Don't matter D A She got it G D And I can't get it D A (Mistress) He got it G D And I want it D A (For Christmas) They got it G D And I can't have it D A (Mistress) But I want it G D It don't matter D A (For Christmas) She got it G D And I can't get a D A D A Mistress for Christmas G D D A (You know what I'm talking about) D A D A (Mistress for Christmas) G D D A You got to send her down, you got to send her down D A D A (Mistress for Christmas) G D D A I want the woman in red at the bottom of my bed D A D A Mistress for Christmas G D I can hear you coming down my smoke stack, yeah D A I want to ride on your reindeer, honey, and ring my bells, yeah