If My Nose Was Running Money

D G D You ask me if I love you, and if my love is true A7 Well, if I were a rich man, here is what I’d do D G D I’d buy you a diamond ring, and a new fur coat or two A7 D If my nose was running money, I’d blow it all on you. D G D If my nose was running money, I’d blow it all on you. A7 I’d buy you a Cadillac, a new Mercedes too D G D I’d build you a mansion, up on that mountain top A7 D If my nose was running money, but honey, it’s not. D G D If my nose was running money you could have anything you please A7 Any time you wanted cash all I’d have to do is sneeze D G D Honey, you’d win the lottery when I’d have the cold or flu A7 D If my nose was running money I’d blow it all on you. G D It’s a booger of a problem I’ve got A7 I wish my nose was running money, but it’s not D G D I’d buy you a diamond ring, and a new fur coat or two A7 D If my nose was running money I’d blow it all on you.   D G D If I start out with the sniffles you know what’s coming after A7 I’d trade my hanky for a money bag, but that might be a disaster D G D Perpetrators might come after me, and I might get shot A7 D If my nose was running money, but honey, it’s not.