The Good Book Song

G D G D G D G D Oh yeah, yeah yeah. D Now God said to Noah: "I don't want no sinnin' G D G D Oh yeah, yeah yeah . D "I've been telling you this since 'In the beginnin' G D G D Oh yeah, yeah yeah . D "You gotta round up your sons and all of their women G D G D Oh yeah, yeah yeah . E7 A "Because you're going on a big boat ride. D G Now gather all the animals by the pair, E7 A Build a big ship about a million square, F#7 Bm A G And put all the animals right in there, A D And sail a-way on the tide". C G E7 A But what if Noah had just said No sir G D G D Well we'd all have fins and scaly skins, G D G D We'd breathe through gills in-stead of nos-trils, E7 A And we'd eat fish food instead of vitamin pills. G A It's scary but it's true, G D G D So do what the good book, do what the good book, G A D Do what the good book tells you to. G D G D Oh yeah, yeah yeah . A E A E Oh yeah, yeah yeah . E Now God said to David: "do you hear that drummin'? A E A E Oh yeah, yeah yeah . E "You gotta great big Philistine army comin' . A E A E Oh yeah, yeah yeah . E "You wanna oil up your sling and really get it hummin' , A E A E Oh yeah, yeah yeah . F#7 B "Because you gotta take the big you down". E A Well David got a dose of frights, F#7 B But he wanted to be King of the Israelites, G#7 C#m B A So he put old Goliath right in his sights, B E And he bounced one off of his crown. D A F#7 B But what if David had whined and wavered? A E A E We'd live like slaves to Philistine knaves, A E A E Our bosses would all be 30 feet tall, A E A E We'd wash their clothes with a fire hose, F#7 B And we'd sleep in the cracks be-tween their toes... A B G#7 C# It's scary but it's true and if I was you; B F# B F# I'd do what the good book, do what the good book, B C# F# Do what the good book tells me to. B F# B F# Oh yeah, yeah yeah . B C# F# Do what the good book tells me to. B F# B F# Oh yeah, yeah yeah . B C# F# Do what the good book te...lls me to.