Not A Miracle

C# B A F# (2x) A F# I got a friend who works in a graveyard A F# Putting bodies in the ground A F# Comes home smelling of formaldehyde A F# Isn't frightened of a sound D A D A B F# He never talks to anyone D A D A B F# With any message from beyond D C#m It's not a miracle Bm Just satirical A Like a lie D C#m It's nothing spiritual Bm World is spherical F A We're all gonna die F# O-o-oh, o-oh, o-woah A Woah, Uh-woah-oh F# Oh, o-oh, ooo A F# I got a friend who works at a pet shop A F# Slingin' puppies from the mill A F# When something special gets too big Nobody wants it A F# So it's sent off for the k**l D A D A B F# At first she found it kind of sad D A D A B F# But soon it didn't feel so bad D C#m It's not a miracle Bm Just satirical A Like a lie D C#m It's nothing spiritual Bm World is spherical F A We're all gonna die F# O-o-oh, o-oh, o-woah A Woah, Uh-woah-oh F# A Oh, o-oh, ooo