Oh Effendi

A D A In the middle of a caravan On a four wheel drive oasis D There's a man with a thought in mind To cash in on the desert faces A He's got a truckload of Yorkshire girls For your harem going places D And the border bums never saw The guns in the whiskey cases A There's a real, big demand And it's written in the palm of his hand D He's gonna change the face of the desert D5 Gadd9 Cm6/D He's gonna sweep away the sand A Hang on sheik, I've got a yellow streak I ain't here, I'm a mirage D Get back Des, keep it under your fez And don't give us away in the massage A Look what I did for the pyramid I put a pool in and made it pay D I built an elevator and a film theatre And I shipped it to the U.S.A A `Cos there's a real big demand And it's written in the palm of my hand D I'm gonna change the face of the desert D5 I'm gonna sweep away the sand Gadd9 Cm6 Hang on friends! F#aug Aaug There's a lot more goodies in the pipeline C#6 Bb7 So this ain't the time to close the deal Gmadd9 Cmaj7 Here's the deal D D/C# Bb Ooh, now you've got a Howitzer all of your own D D/C# Gm/Bb Ooh, and a Panzer division to chauffeur you home D G Gun running is fun Bbm C#m G (no 5th) A (no5th) But hang on, friends, hang on friends D E A D A Allah be praised, there's a whole new craze We're gonna shoot up the foreign legion D And it's up with the sheik And down with the Frog We're gonna liberate the region! A Oh Effendi, we're gonna bury your head in the sand D Oh Effendi, you better get off my doggone land A Hey, Prince of the moonbeams Son of the Sun, Light of a thousand stars D Your gorillas are urban And there's bourbon on your turban And the sun shines out of your ass A Oh Effendi, I'm gonna grovel in your wake D Oh Effendi, it's all been a big mistake A You're gonna cut out my liver If I don't deliver Things are getting out of hand D I'm going to ride off into the sunset and D5 Make a deal with the promised land Gadd9 Cm6 Goodbye friends F#aug Aaug There's no more goodies in the pipeline