Facebook Friends

G D She was looking at shoes on Amazon Am Her pop-up ad said find anyone D She thought about the first boy that she loved G Just a couple clicks and there he was G D That night she sent a friend request Am The next day she sat down at her desk D And four simple words “Hey, how you been?” G And she felt 17 again C G And that’s the thing about Facebook friends D G It doesn’t matter how long it’s been C G Someone you never thought you’d ever see again D G And suddenly you’re Facebook friends G D They started out just catching up Am That led to meeting him for lunch D For long they’re meeting in some bar G For long they’re kissing in some car C G And that’s the thing about Facebook friends D G It doesn’t matter how long it’s been C G Someone you never thought you’d ever see again D G And suddenly you’re Facebook friends Em C Oh if there was anybody else G D She'd be sittin’ In Judgement Em C Thinking they should be ashamed of themselves G D C For God’s sakes you’ve got a husband and a minivan G And this was not part of a plan G D She fantasized they’d start a new life Am D He’d finnaly up and leave his wife D But one day she turned her laptop on G And his whole profile page was gone C G And that’s the thing about Facebook friends